"Next time someone calls you a 'first-class' bitch or bastard, smile broadly and say, 'Thanks! I thought the only way to move up was through marriage!'"
Single female, in creative industry providing quality assurance/proofreading skills, two sons, a cat...described by friends as "emotional" rather than "logical", funny, always smiling, helpful and can be counted upon to "step up", loyal to a fault, easygoing and approachable.